Of Random Goodness

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Yesss!

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Joker’s photoshoot “Why so serious?”

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Chat reblogged from demons run

Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour.
Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow dropped dead.
A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time travelling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England.

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Hot ass bitchhh <3

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lovemygaga:

The next two months of my life. Gah.

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Check out more pics of this gorgeous Girly Bits polish on Gems in a Bottle! :)

Natalie <3

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Taken from IMDB ♥

Lots of people question why Rose and Jack didn’t share the board. But what they don’t seem to realize is that Jack and Rose did try to share the door, but it flopped over. There was too much weight. If they both managed to get on, the door would have been about a foot under water, which would have led to both of them dying. So only one could get on and the other had to stay in the water, so Jack sacrificed himself. They couldn’t take turns either. The water was ice cold, so they couldn’t just move back and forth in it. Remember when Rose got off the door to get the whistle? She could barely swim. And even if they could take turns, they both probably would have ended up dying. When you’re in that kind of water, “you can’t move, you can’t think. Well, at least about anything but the pain”.